Friday, November 12, 2010

Star Man Master of the Universe and his side kick Princess She-Ra

I have always wondered how Star Wars would have been different if it had been truer to its original movie poster.  What if Luke Skywalker had actually been more of a He-Man Conan barbarian instead of the sissy force-is-strong-with-this-one teenager?  What if his light saber really was 100 ft tall??  And what if Princess Leia really COULD use a gun and she looked great zapping StormTroopers in her Chun-Li outfit and cape?

" what long legs you have."
And while he's looking at Leia's legs she pulls out her blaster.
He falls flat his chest smoking.

Or for Luke:

Obiwan: "A more elegant weapon from a more civilized age."  //Obiwan hands Luke the light saber.
Luke: "RAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!!!" //Luke cuts Obiwan in half.  He raises the carcass above his head and screams while the sky turns yellow-green, his muscles bulge, and his clothes are ripped into shreds and blown away by the Tatooine wind.

"Crom lives!"


Jake Wyatt said...

I dig it. That's a movie I'd like to see. Also, how do you think California voters feel about their governor worshipping no gods but Crom?

Michael Mercer said...

Hehe. They love it of course! ....But maybe we should ask Anthony.

Ron Jensen said...

very aniticlimactic, all that work to hold up a dagger. Nice drawing.

Maria Mercer Adams said...

Have I mentioned what an awesome artist you are? Or how amazing your skills have improved? Or that you are HILARIOUS.